shorttfuse:

THIS IS MAKING ME REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE

shorttfuse:

THIS IS MAKING ME REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE

(via f1ght4yourl1fe)

classy-kate:


Mascara, 1917

Whoa now this is what I call a history lesson

classy-kate:

Mascara, 1917

Whoa now this is what I call a history lesson

(Source: unicornbattleship, via captain0fthisship)

lokeleo:

andthenewt:

weirdnessloveandscifi:

bohemian-napsody:

very fucking punny you shits

teeth

with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.

actual humor

(via captain0fthisship)

keepthislonelybeat:

Sometimes I forget Kristen Stewart exists, but then I remember and the world seems a little bit nicer

keepthislonelybeat:

Sometimes I forget Kristen Stewart exists, but then I remember and the world seems a little bit nicer

(Source: infinitekristens, via captain0fthisship)

iwantyoureffingtatertots:

I need someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 2 in the morning and will tell me their favorite songs and their family problems and how they think the earth was made

(via captain0fthisship)

"Because alcohol tastes better than tears."

Six Word Story (via icekq)

(Source: thestarstheyshineforyou, via captain0fthisship)

pondermoofin:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

heiseland:

Are you a wizard ? … 

What the fuck kind of Xena Warrior Princess bullshit is this?!

WITCHCRAFT!

pondermoofin:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

heiseland:

Are you a wizard ? … 

What the fuck kind of Xena Warrior Princess bullshit is this?!

WITCHCRAFT!

(Source: vine.co, via homonique)

Chris, why do you feel like Captain America is the perfect hero for our times?

(Source: princebucky, via lelelego)

"I should have kissed you longer."

six word story (via heurin)

(Source: pakalmot, via homonique)

"What a fucking nerd"

Me talking about someone I love (via cowprince)

(via lelelego)